I really fancy a brie and cranberry sauce sandwich

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

Well I really fancy Natalie Dormer, but whingeing about it on here isn't going to make anything happen, is it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:34, archived)

Neither’s that restraining order

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:41, archived)

Natalie FORMER

just posting that now so I can link to it if she dies before I do
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)

Natalie DORMANT

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

for if she goes into a coma

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

Natalie DORMER
in case she becomes a loft extension with a window
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:48, archived)

Natalie KORMA
in case she becomes a mild curry dish
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

NATAL-LIE DORMER
in case she becomes a loft extension with a window who tells untruths about how many children she has and/or the circumstances of her own birth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

Or in case she falls on hard times and ends up being used to have heat-softened plastics moulded against her in a factory.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Jun 2025, 15:40, archived)

Not with that attitude, no

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

I had that for lunch yesterday
spooOooky
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)

That is very disconcerting.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

I grilled the bread and cheese before adding the cranberry and salad
I hope this helps
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)

And now garold wants you to shit it out so that he can have it for lunch today?
This whole process disgusts me.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

I dunno
I'm open minded to new experiences
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

I don't like processed cheese.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 14:03, archived)

*golf applause*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

I fancy a Chicago Town pepperoni pizza

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)

mein gott

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 17:21, archived)