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bollocks?
i have monday off. might jack off a jackdaw.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:19, archived)
Bollocks
I don't, might felch a four toed worm lizard
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:23, archived)
leave my mum out of this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:37, archived)
She looks a bit
penis-y
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:45, archived)
fuck me
yep! that's her!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:30, archived)
Years ago

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:45, archived)
in her modelling heyday

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)
alright m

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 23:52, archived)
skibidi toilet plushies for sale in the local supermarket, there's a line where something is just so ridiculous it becomes interesting to me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)
haha, excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)
it's your b3taday, Trouser!
,Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 0:52, archived)
FUCK
I have spent 23 years carefully avoiding this wretched day, and NOW I slip up? FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 11:01, archived)
Haha, old.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 5:35, archived)
elo broadsword, hope you are well.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 11:01, archived)
Christ, careful around all those candles.
At your age you need all the oxygen you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 10:43, archived)
stick it up yer arse

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)
make me you smelly poo nabber

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:31, archived)
Long weekend IDGAF back at you

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 23:14, archived)
I have a week off in 3 weeks
I need a break from the mental, she thinks I'm being sent away by work for some kind of workshop that precludes me from having my phone for a week. I'm looking forward to just hibernating for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:53, archived)