www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/11/the-latest-andrex-advert-is-a-life-changing-masterpiece
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

"In scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something new to say about toilet paper, they’ve struck gold."
-they've +I've

the ridiculously shit ones i made with that generator were more credible than this, it's beyond parody
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

I know it's considered bad form to wish suicide on someone, but here we are.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)