Good afternoon to all you lovely b3tans
Not you brb you fucking *****
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

Alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

I might be addicted to prescription meds
So yeah, all good ta
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

I keep drinking brake fluid.
I'm not addicted, I can stop any time.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

Asphalt and battery

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

I’m clicking this, but I’m not happy about it

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:20, archived)

^

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:35, archived)

which ones?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 22:08, archived)

As a result of this relationship, Heather and Rebecca ask Peter if they can practice oral sex on him, so that he can tell them which of the two does it better; so they do. He says both were exactly the same.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

What are their usernames on here?
Asking for a friend.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)

bald, monkey

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:58, archived)

Shove some amphetamine in the slit
QUICKLY
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

; so they do.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:37, archived)

Loose lips stink shits

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)

Sop

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:00, archived)

‘noon

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:20, archived)

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/11/the-latest-andrex-advert-is-a-life-changing-masterpiece
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

"In scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something new to say about toilet paper, they’ve struck gold."
-they've +I've

the ridiculously shit ones i made with that generator were more credible than this, it's beyond parody
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

I know it's considered bad form to wish suicide on someone, but here we are.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)