Because Monday is shit and I don't want to do any work
I just scrolled back through all of his nonsense to find the last mention of the parrot. He posted an old photo of it earlier this year, but the last direct mention was 11 September last year when he reassured everyone that no-one has eaten his parrot.

I realise that doesn't actually speak to the wellbeing of the parrot, it could be dead, could be alive, but I'm not scrolling any further than that because then Facebook will think I'm his stalker or something and start emailing me pictures of his taint or whatever he's got hidden away.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:11, Reply)

Who's this, Gilgamesh?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:02, Reply)

Yes, that Frank.
Who isn't actually called Frank. I was devastated when I learned that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:09, Reply)

haha
Shenanigans
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:59, Reply)