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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 6:18, Reply)
the slow march towards death continues
morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 6:51, Reply)
It’s already June, so that is a slow March indeed.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 7:38, Reply)
we have to march? fuck that i'll sit here and die

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 14:59, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 8:46, Reply)
I wonder how Frank's doing these days

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 9:35, Reply)
He's gone to a nice big farm.
Wandering fields and chasing rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 9:39, Reply)
He posted a picture of some crazy musical setup yesterday (not on here)
with lots of wires and blinking lights and stuff. Fucked if I know what it does, I never got past playing the recorder at primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 9:42, Reply)
how's the parrot?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Because Monday is shit and I don't want to do any work
I just scrolled back through all of his nonsense to find the last mention of the parrot. He posted an old photo of it earlier this year, but the last direct mention was 11 September last year when he reassured everyone that no-one has eaten his parrot.

I realise that doesn't actually speak to the wellbeing of the parrot, it could be dead, could be alive, but I'm not scrolling any further than that because then Facebook will think I'm his stalker or something and start emailing me pictures of his taint or whatever he's got hidden away.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:11, Reply)
Who's this, Gilgamesh?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:02, Reply)
Yes, that Frank.
Who isn't actually called Frank. I was devastated when I learned that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:09, Reply)
haha
Shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:59, Reply)
Ok, well at least he's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:27, Reply)
alright, OK at least he's well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:29, Reply)

alright, OK at least he's well
BOLLOCKS SQUAWK
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:41, Reply)

BOLLOCKS SQUAWK
well, alright at least he's OK
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:44, Reply)
Oh shit, did nobody remember to let him out of the sandbox?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:03, Reply)
Going to need more than that in the morning post to engage with in the future, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:01, Reply)