Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)

Have I told you lately that
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)

Have I Told You Lately
That you are a fucking spastic cunt?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Jun 2025, 22:56, archived)

I can tell by your eyes that you've probably been crying forever
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:18, archived)

you've fucked that up then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:35, archived)

Bit rude.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:39, archived)