I would bet my life that Rod Stewart has fucked every single one of his backing dancers
Even the downs one
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 29 Jun 2025, 19:54, archived)

go on then

( MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 20:00, archived)

That's my motto

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

Rod Stewart is 80 so him getting an erection is practically necromancy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 20:38, archived)

LOL
Rod
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

I can't believe Ronnie Wood is actually 2 years younger than Rod Stewart.

(Planearm, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:07, archived)

Simply dead
RIP Mick Fuck 'em all
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:58, archived)

Rod might, but Ronnie Wood
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:15, archived)

lovely train set, Rod Steward

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:23, archived)

Phat cunt troller

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)

Have I told you lately that
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)

Have I Told You Lately
That you are a fucking spastic cunt?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Jun 2025, 22:56, archived)

I can tell by your eyes that you've probably been crying forever
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:18, archived)

you've fucked that up then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:35, archived)

Bit rude.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Jun 2025, 23:39, archived)