Morning
Today is our 15th annual special day out, which includes arcades, a Chinese lunch buffet, candyfloss, ice cream, rock, prizes and possibly toddler puke.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 8:21, archived)

Today I am going to jog over to the next county and back
Hopefully no puke involved
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:13, archived)

Ook, ik leren Nederlands
Mijn neushoorn is geen olifant. Heeft u een glas kip, meneer? Nee, mijn kip is van zware vlees.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:16, archived)

niet zo heel erg goed, dat doe je niet

( MiseryCunt, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:06, archived)

shut up you Welsh pricks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:54, archived)

kip is also slang for police
(I realize you won't believe that because I talk shit all the time)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 11:43, archived)

ja, maar voor de ouders alleen

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:27, archived)

dat klopt
i learned (some) dutch 40 years ago
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:39, archived)