Just one. A single correct answer this week. How shite.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2d01p1pl61o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 12:57, archived)

4/7 DOGEBALL

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:06, archived)

WANKSMELL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:21, archived)

same
Important Bird Area
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:09, archived)

Is that where stuj touches all those penguins?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 14:09, archived)

i used to think stuj was funny sometimes, then it all went a bit wrong i think
i'm not saying it was anything to do with penguins tho
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 16:00, archived)

I stopped coming here for quite a few years
and by the time I came back stuj wasn't around any more. Did he become a massive racist or a paedo or a racist paedo or something?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 16:10, archived)

iirc he became angry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 16:15, archived)

This wasn't a very good story.
I give it 1 LOVELY point out of 5 and will not be pandering to it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 16:29, archived)

ai stuj can go fuck itself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 17:04, archived)

3/7 itchy wee-hole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:22, archived)

3/7 trainers that look good but aren't very comfy and the laces keep coming undone

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:30, archived)

You'll thank me
The Cult Of Ian
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 16:03, archived)

alright Ian

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 17:30, archived)

3/7 Disabled spider

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 13:53, archived)

6/7
Surprised myself with the football one
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 14:21, archived)

I only knew one of them, the rest were guesses

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 15:09, archived)