You think about that, I'll continue to think about weaponising your own shit.If you had access to an ultra-low temperature freezer, you could potentially sharpen it into a rudimentary stabbing object. This would introduce catastrophic infection to the victim's wound as well, so if the blow didn't kill them then the sepsis would. If you became a serial killer with this modus operandi, the tabloids would probably call you "the jobby jabber".
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We had a freezer at -70°C when we were packing down Covid vaccines, but it's not here anymore.Also I don't think the MHRA would approve of storing faecal weapons along with vaccines.
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Jack the ShitterActually Cack the Ripper might be better
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:47,
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Ed Geihhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmm*plop*AAAAAHHHH!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50,
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And of course, Adolf Shitler(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50,
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I don't know enough serial killer names to come up with any good puns. I've been called a poo-stabber in the past though, does that count?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:53,
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:36,
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Now HE was quite the character.very creative.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:40,
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