The technical term is a "thrombosed external haemorrhoid"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 8:50, archived)

Yes, but everyone here knows him as garold.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:02, archived)

*stomps out of the room in a huff*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:06, archived)

don't worry he'll be right back

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:44, archived)