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morning

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 6:36, Reply)
mooning

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 6:49, Reply)
zooming

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 7:19, Reply)
mooring

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:07, Reply)
penal colony

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 8:08, Reply)
Just noticed that there is a road near to us called BELLAND DRIVE.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 8:41, Reply)
brizzle?
High Six!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:00, Reply)
Hey, we're Bristolians, we aren't from Norfolk or anything.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:09, Reply)
No, Cheltenham
I went to Bristol. I didn't like it.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:27, Reply)
Bomboclaat
Alternative forms - bumboclaat, bombaclaat, bambaclaat, bumbaclot, bumboclat, bumboclot, bomboclat
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 8:18, Reply)
The technical term is a "thrombosed external haemorrhoid"

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Yes, but everyone here knows him as garold.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:02, Reply)

*stomps out of the room in a huff*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:06, Reply)
don't worry he'll be right back

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:44, Reply)
In the legendary reggae film Rockers, there's the line 'wh'appen raasclaat?'
In the subtitles this is translated as 'what's happening, bumcloth?'
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:04, Reply)
My brother used to say this when he phoned me up
Man I miss that prick :(
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:07, Reply)
Ach.
my brother in law has gone into the hospice. Gonna see him later this week. I keep thinking how funny it'd be to take him a line of shoe! I mean, awful, but he'd probably love it!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:17, Reply)
Had the memorial for my uni flatmate on Saturday.
Strange day. I took along a load of old photos from the mid-90s to mid-00s, which his family and friends were delighted to see. His brother (with whom he had now-never-to-be-resolved issues) kept commenting on how slim he was. Seems he'd got used to the American lifestyle and had become properly fat, probably why he died in his sleep at 49. I hadn't seen him for 15 years, it felt like a memorial for someone I didn't know.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 10:08, Reply)
Now he's just some fat dead guy you used to know.
Gotyezzz
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:30, Reply)
Fat, bald, dead
JMGzzz

he wasn't actually bald but he was receding a bit
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:48, Reply)
This shitpost turned into something a lot more poignant than I expected

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 10:11, Reply)
Keep going, I'm nearly there

(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 10:18, Reply)
Happy International Tiger Day!

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(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 10:59, Reply)
ROAR
lol
(, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:32, Reply)