This gives me a great idea for a laxative advert.
Judge Constipation bangs his gavel on the plug of compacted faeces trying to emerge from a bumhole and yells "motion denied". Then a laxative suppository dives in, screaming "deny this!" and the shit erupts like a volcano into Judge Constipation's face.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:20, Reply)

Keep going, I'm nearly there

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Judge Conspitation stutters "m-m-m-motion carried", lumps of hard shit spitting from his mouth
and then the brand name of the suppositories comes up on the screen with the slogan "Constipated? We'll be the judge."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:37, Reply)

I presume the guy who played J.R. Hartley is dead, he'd have been perfect casting though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:39, Reply)

Please let it be James Corden

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Or James Sub-Prime

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:52, Reply)

I've got some bad news about him.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:55, Reply)

No, he's lined up for the pessary advert

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 15:53, Reply)

BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 16:31, Reply)