I fucking detest decorating

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 9:45, archived)

I will never do it myself again
For one thing, I'm fucking terrible at it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:09, archived)

It’s shit.
I couldn’t sleep so I got up at about 4:30 and started painting.

I was annoyed by 5am, fucking annoyed by 5:30 and then sitting on the sofa with my phone at 6:30.
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:10, archived)

The worst bit is all the fucking prep.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:34, archived)

nah cleaning up is worse

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:35, archived)

What about the freehand cutting in?
Fuck that.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:37, archived)

sounds a bit GS m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:38, archived)

Oh, massively GS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:40, archived)

God’s Scrotum?
Green Shoes?
Graeme Souness?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:50, archived)

GUNTSPAZZ

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

All right, calm down, I was only asking. :(

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 12:22, archived)

Prep?
Stick the fucking paint on the walls.

What’s to prep?

Prepping tosser
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 11:23, archived)

Filling gaps, sanding, dusting...

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 11:25, archived)

FUCK THAT

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 12:04, archived)