How much did that cost?
In the last 12 months I've had a crown and a filling, cost me nearly a grand
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:03, archived)

£7.30, despite the fact I told them it's supposed to be £73 and they just had the decimal point in the wrong place.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

NHS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:13, archived)

Oh yeah 73 quid would be cheap for private!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

You lucky fucker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

I don't feel very lucky.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

I want to make it very clear that as a GP I can't recommend private penus embiggening surgery.

I realise that having a small penus can be a source of significant distress and it is very unfair that it is not something that patients are not able to access through the NHS but unfortunately with healthcare funding being limited it is not available at this time.

I do not feel comfortable advising patients to pay for their treatment and suggest that we focus on psychological therapies to help you manage the feelings of inadequacy and despair arising from your tiny penus.

However if you insist you wish to proceed with surgery I may know a guy.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:32, archived)