mornminge

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:06, archived)

Not me.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:11, archived)

not you, no.
not me either, thinking about it
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:12, archived)

Would you prefer some morncock?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 8:29, archived)

It would be extremely rude of him to refuse your generous offer

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:24, archived)

Moring

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:56, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 9:31, archived)

Did they ever confirm on screen, with explicit graphic close-ups, whether Morn had a cock or a minge?
I think I’ve seen every episode of DS9 but it’s possible I missed that bit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:14, archived)

I would think the bar stool should have the relevant imprint on it, check back that episode where he disappeared

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:23, archived)

I see that /board argument is still going. He called you a thick headed intellectually stubborn pedantic cunt, you're not going to stand for that are you?
b3ta.com/board/11420221

I think you should call HIM thick again
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:28, archived)

This is terrible, there is drama all over the /board popular page now. THIS IS THE ONE THING I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:38, archived)

OH NO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

Still, it was very good of you to try de-escalation in the first instance, he's clearly very grateful for that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

I did try. Really the mods should have stepped in, after all it was their fault for allowing such a controversial image challenge in the first place.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:45, archived)

To be fair, that's the most accurate thing he's ever said.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

I think he fancies me

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:33, archived)

Are you a suspiciously childlike BUT DEFINITELY OVER 18 cartoon character?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

Maybe he's a cartoon too. OVERLY LITERAL PAEDO MAN

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:46, archived)

This all happened because I asked him what he thought about a cartoon.
Even though he's got me on 2.0, so he can't even see my posts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:47, archived)

Well NHS physio is shit. 2 x 20 minutes appointments, good luck, fuck off. I expected better

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:55, archived)

I'm afraid if you want a happy ending you have to go private mongy

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:01, archived)

Yeah just looking now, 50 quid a session. I'm going to have to go private, shameful

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:02, archived)

50 quid seems pretty cheap, you want to make sure you get a fit one with no diseases

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)

I've been booked in for group hand sessions, but that's not for a month

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:07, archived)

kinky

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:08, archived)

I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)

The NHS love a group session, gets more boxes ticked, more money.

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:42, archived)

I've just had two wisdom teeth extracted
I'm drooling blood (hallelujah)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:47, archived)

How much did that cost?
In the last 12 months I've had a crown and a filling, cost me nearly a grand
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:03, archived)

£7.30, despite the fact I told them it's supposed to be £73 and they just had the decimal point in the wrong place.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

NHS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:13, archived)

Oh yeah 73 quid would be cheap for private!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

You lucky fucker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

I don't feel very lucky.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

I want to make it very clear that as a GP I can't recommend private penus embiggening surgery.

I realise that having a small penus can be a source of significant distress and it is very unfair that it is not something that patients are not able to access through the NHS but unfortunately with healthcare funding being limited it is not available at this time.

I do not feel comfortable advising patients to pay for their treatment and suggest that we focus on psychological therapies to help you manage the feelings of inadequacy and despair arising from your tiny penus.

However if you insist you wish to proceed with surgery I may know a guy.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:32, archived)