Well, turds don't *have* anus either.
Honestly I don't know what I was thinking, writing such unhinged nonsense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 9:16, Reply)

Ah, the age-old conundrum.
Which came first, the anus or the turd?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Turd
Anus evolved after we decided sitting out your mouth was icky
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 17:19, Reply)