home tapirs are killing zoos

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:20, archived)

It's so much easier with a tapir at home
way more cheaper than the zoo tapirs
( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:21, archived)

and sexier too

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:21, archived)

Can confirm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:43, archived)

I still want a house hippo
I didn't know home tapirs were an option
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:21, archived)

you can adder snake too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:56, archived)

in all seriousness get a mini horse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:57, archived)

can confirm
got two
( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 16:35, archived)

No you haven't, that's just one regular sized horse in a trench coat.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 16:53, archived)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 17:30, archived)

I can barely afford to feed myself and the cats
No way can I afford a tiny horse
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:47, archived)

Get a stuffed one

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:48, archived)