Vegetable biriani
With extra garlic and paneer, innit
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:35, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:41, archived)

Biriani's been and gone around here, it was the go-to start-a-takeout option here for a while a few years back, cheap ingredients, easy prep, big markup.
It was still hard to find a genuinely decent biriani though, and unsurprisingly we're back to the indian and indo-chinese fast food which is served in the kind of indian veggie dives I frequent.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:45, archived)

Biriani is the deadliest curry,
because it's got ricin.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:51, archived)

I hate you
But I clicked you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:56, archived)

That is all a man can ask.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:03, archived)

Decent one is £13 here. Time you add a bread and shit it's a score easy

( mongychops, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:14, archived)

I get mine without shit and then just shit in it myself, saves a few bob plus it's more sustainable that way.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 21:05, archived)

"steaming fresh, locally-sourced ingredients"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 21:46, archived)

Axolotl eat their youngest siblings limbs, they grow back. That's sustainable. Fuck you.

( mongychops, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 2:14, archived)

Made it meself

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:42, archived)