Was in a bar this afternoon. Spotted small plastic bag of white powder on the floor.
Was it…

A) ketamine
B) shoe
C) anthrax

Place your bets…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 18:42, archived)

Well it definitely wasn't fentanyl

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 18:48, archived)

lol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 18:48, archived)

Turns out B
Phew!!! All gone now…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 18:48, archived)

MINUSCULE DRUGS

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 19:19, archived)

:-(
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 19:32, archived)

why do people on here call cocaine 'shoe'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 19:44, archived)

Keeps you on your toes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:23, archived)

I've always wondered that, try-hard twattery was always my best guess

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:25, archived)

lol

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 21:40, archived)

earliest reference I could find
b3ta.com/talk/8118036
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:28, archived)

cheers
Cheers
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 22:41, archived)

Something to do with notable fantasist 'smash monkey'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 8:11, archived)

Dearest b might tell you. Not mine to say. Shoe

( mongychops, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 1:32, archived)

Fire-roasted, finely ground Ian Watkins

( .Yeti., Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:28, archived)

baby powder

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:31, archived)

megalols

( .Yeti., Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:45, archived)

Pfft!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 21:26, archived)

That was mine m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 12 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

Get a better dealer
It was cut with shit and we barely got three bumps each out of it. Livened up the afternoon though!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 21:24, archived)