Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate ...
... tastes like chocolate never tasted before…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:07, Reply)

Bollocks
Lots of things taste like chocolate never tasted before, like potatoes. Or cheese. Or a sock.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Mmm...sockolate

( .Yeti., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:44, Reply)

Chocolate spudding?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:52, Reply)

Next you'll be telling us that a Mars a day *doesn't* help you work, rest and play!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:57, Reply)

I really hope none of the chocolate I've eaten has been previously tasted by someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:19, Reply)

If you drill it down to the component molecules and atoms,
they will have previously been consumed by/part of countless organisms during their existence in the universe.

On the plus side, all chocolate is made of stardust.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Alright, David 'avocado' Wolfe

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:24, Reply)

I looked at the ingredients, there's no molecules in american chocolate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:02, Reply)

Oh well that's great news, it doesn't contain any chemicals!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:13, Reply)

vacuumo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:56, Reply)