‘tis the morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:08, archived)

+t

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:54, archived)

morningt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:26, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 7:10, archived)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:26, archived)

Marilyn Mandown

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:33, archived)

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate ...
... tastes like chocolate never tasted before…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:07, archived)

Bollocks
Lots of things taste like chocolate never tasted before, like potatoes. Or cheese. Or a sock.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:38, archived)

Mmm...sockolate

( .Yeti., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:44, archived)

Chocolate spudding?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:52, archived)

Next you'll be telling us that a Mars a day *doesn't* help you work, rest and play!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:57, archived)

I really hope none of the chocolate I've eaten has been previously tasted by someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:19, archived)

If you drill it down to the component molecules and atoms,
they will have previously been consumed by/part of countless organisms during their existence in the universe.

On the plus side, all chocolate is made of stardust.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:59, archived)

Alright, David 'avocado' Wolfe

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:24, archived)

I looked at the ingredients, there's no molecules in american chocolate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:02, archived)

Oh well that's great news, it doesn't contain any chemicals!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

vacuumo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:56, archived)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:38, archived)

It was my birthday yesterday make me feel special,
or just make me feel something*

*By something I don't mean your genitals.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:54, archived)

Have a wonderful World Standards Day!

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

Many happy returns

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:12, archived)

I got you a head dobber

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:14, archived)

happy belated bidet m8
by which I of course mean GEOSTORM
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:24, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:29, archived)

Anusol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:36, archived)

GEEOLDSTORM

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:36, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

I just found my 10" of Cocaine in my Brain by Dillinger
It's been missing for years, was tucked in with another record

I know you've been worrying about this so I thought you'd like to know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

How is it spelled on the label? I thought it was "Cokane" but it seems to depend.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:11, archived)

Cocaine - but it's a white label and the writing is just on a sticker
You're right though, regular release is cokane

www.discogs.com/master/6788-Dillinger-Cokane-In-My-Brain-bw-Power-Bank
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:23, archived)

Do you have a copy of "I glued my balls to my butthole again"?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Have it? I fucking wrote it m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:23, archived)

Do you still own the rights,
or have you re-recorded it as "(queef's version)" a la Taylor Swift?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:29, archived)

Diss-yourself Record

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:37, archived)

I sold them to Michael Jackson :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)

-them +my children

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:44, archived)

-sold +rented

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:03, archived)