Message received and understood, I'll sit this one out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:30, Reply)

Hey don't be so hasty m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:36, Reply)

I complained to a courier this morning because they made an egregious delivery error which the ambulance service correctly told us "may have been fatal to the public".
They replied and said "I am sorry for the inconveniences cause with regards to the mentioned parcel." So that's alright then.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:19, Reply)

I think that's the first time I've ever deployed the word "egregious" in a serious sentence,
which I guess *does* make me cool.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:20, Reply)

it fucken does

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:22, Reply)

/chat is srs bsns

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:38, Reply)

You'd explicitly instructed them not to leave your Rohypnol delivery with a neighbour?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:39, Reply)

A big box containing four filled ambulance pouches lol
The courier took it to the same building number, I'll give him that. Admittedly it wasn't an ambulance station as stated on the address label, it was a residential house a mile away on a different street, but he obviously looked at the welcome mat and the catflap and thought "yep, this is the place" and left it sitting in the rain. Fortunately the neighbour watched this happen and went to take it inside before noticing it was addressed to the ambulance station, and took it there rather than injecting himself with all the drugs therein.

Thank fuck it wasn't garold, or we'd be reading his OD liveblog right now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:06, Reply)