I would have thought it would be their job to screen you for bowel cancer. This DIY approach doesn't sit well with me.
What's next, they'll be asking you to do your own brain surgery?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)

It's lazy, is what it is, Aardvark.
Don't tolerate it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:01, archived)

He did his own prostate exam too.
No-one asked him to do it
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:57, archived)

I was just trying to help

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:07, archived)

The exam was alright
But the revision was a nightmare
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:48, archived)