We've all seen that picture of spanishfly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:04, archived)

That was a particularly bleak period in b3ta history when everyone was posting their prolapsed rectum selfies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)

...but looking at board now, those seem like halcyon days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:34, archived)

Yes, during covid.
I did actually do one video consultation where a man showed me his bleeding haemorrhoids
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:13, archived)

I hope he successfully retrieved his GoPro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:25, archived)