A single, measly, paltry one this week for me.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly9qjq7xn5o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:25, archived)

Head like a bowel
Black as your sowel
I'd rather die
Than give you a trowel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)

Colon, And Thanks For All The Fist

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:49, archived)

+ Fuck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 16:43, archived)

thanks for fuck all
-The Fist
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:53, archived)

4/7 Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Bowel

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:38, archived)

3/7 Dead Van Dyke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

5/7 = 0.71428571429

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

3/7 here

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:42, archived)

One up the bum / no harm done

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 16:44, archived)

I think Freddie Mercury would beg to differ.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:25, archived)

He could have caught HIV from a woman, he wasn't fussy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:29, archived)

You've clearly never seen a prolapsed rectum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)

We've all seen that picture of spanishfly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:04, archived)

That was a particularly bleak period in b3ta history when everyone was posting their prolapsed rectum selfies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)

...but looking at board now, those seem like halcyon days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:34, archived)

Yes, during covid.
I did actually do one video consultation where a man showed me his bleeding haemorrhoids
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:13, archived)

I hope he successfully retrieved his GoPro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:25, archived)

Nobody n to see the fall of anus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:18, archived)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 0:59, archived)

355/113

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 18:02, archived)

thumb bum

( $$ ✅, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 18:29, archived)

in the ring
tra la-la la-la
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)