so i got to say this
Am in a hotel in wales, hungry, go downstairs at half ten, not that late, literally nothing you can eat available. Bar is open. Any crisps? No. Nuts? Oh sorry we're not allowed to carry them becausw we also wait tables. Bar of chocolate? No sorry. But there is a McDonald's nearby that can deliver.

FUCK OFF YOU DOUBLE CUNTED SHITCUNT FUCK.
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:37, Reply)

So no pizza after all :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:39, Reply)

mercure swansea
Never staying here again if i can avoid it
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:41, Reply)

Sustainable Stay: Mercure Swansea Hotel Earns Green Key Certification
"We stay green by reducing fuel use, by refusing meal requests and limiting hot water whenever possible," explained Manager Dyffd Gwythrynrnyrwnthggog
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:46, Reply)

hahaha you loveable twat

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:48, Reply)

i fucking hate working away
Too many drinks to drive to get a snack and literally NOTHING available at 2230

Fuck off hotel

Happy to sell me beer not bothered about beer hunger twats
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:46, Reply)

But there is a McDonald's nearby that can deliver, apparently
JUST LIKE AT THE FUCKING RITZ
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:47, Reply)

the app says no.
I'm just going to go to bed, then have a shower then go to bed again

I'd like an alarm call please, and some toast. Oh delicious toast.

I'm so hungry
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:50, Reply)

Eat a dick

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:55, Reply)

Can't you read? They're not serving up anything.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:58, Reply)

yeah right, wot an idiot

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 23:11, Reply)

"Not allowed to sell nuts" is pretty nuts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:58, Reply)

anaphylactic nuts

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 23:10, Reply)

#infest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 0:17, Reply)

alright Jeremy Clarkson
have you tried punching someone?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 5:26, Reply)

yes

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 7:34, Reply)

Carry my nuts, 0898 NUTS NUTS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 6:35, Reply)