maybe people with shit or unreliable ones?
who need an enticing price to finally make the move?
dunno, I've never bought one
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

How have you made it to your age without ever buying a washing machine?
Not judging, just genuinely surprised.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:22, Reply)

wedding present after leaving shared houses
then got my brother's spare after the divorce
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:25, Reply)

Sounds pretty bizarro to me

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Sounds like a smart way to avoid paying for things that are designed to fail.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:38, Reply)

I just stopped paying for an icon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)

heheh

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:45, Reply)

Oh shit, I thought it was just a one-off payment, I didn't realise it was a subscription. Does that mean I am no longer a member in good standing and must stop using the letters B3TA after my name on official correspondence?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I think you're OK, as long as you've been submitting your revalidation every year,
Reflecting on the three b3ta standards selected by HappyToast:
- b3ta users must uphold the glomping of artists;
- b3ta users must encourage contribution by positive comments;
- b3ta users must reject all AI content coming over here and stealing our jobs and women.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:49, Reply)

That sounds awful, think I'll just use my B4ChAN from now on.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

- tasteful tributes please
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 2:06, Reply)

Nobody got this reference, I’m very disappointed in you all

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:14, Reply)

Especially you, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:15, Reply)

I don't pay that much attention to what you lot type.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8462602
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:57, Reply)

I did if that helps
but didn't have anything to add
I thought about saying something about only washing corduroy but it wasn't funny
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:05, Reply)

Probably for the Best

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:32, Reply)

I still don't understand the reference, should I delete my account and kill myself?
Asking for a transgender-obsessed blue-hair fetishist.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)

yeah, fuck it
might as well
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:23, Reply)

I find they either work and are fine
or don't and aren't. When I've had these devices go wrong they do so pretty fundamentally, irreparably and have to be replaced straight away.

Marital harmony would not survive months of unwashed clothes and dishes waiting for the sales.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:35, Reply)