Who the fucking hell buys a washing machine or dishwasher on Black Friday?They either work or they don't. When they stop working you are in need of a new one, what kind of twat goes "well, this washing machine is fine but since I can get save a few quid I'm going to replace it with another one that does the same thing." FFS.
What's annoying you right now?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:01,
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Capitalism has just broken me(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:32,
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I do take your point thoughHow many sofas does DFS think I need?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:38,
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Does your garage look like that scene at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:33,
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BOTTOM... MEN(
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:08,
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maybe people with shit or unreliable ones?who need an enticing price to finally make the move?
dunno, I've never bought one
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How have you made it to your age without ever buying a washing machine?Not judging, just genuinely surprised.
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wedding present after leaving shared housesthen got my brother's spare after the divorce
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Sounds like a smart way to avoid paying for things that are designed to fail.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:38,
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Oh shit, I thought it was just a one-off payment, I didn't realise it was a subscription. Does that mean I am no longer a member in good standing and must stop using the letters B3TA after my name on official correspondence?(
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:06,
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I think you're OK, as long as you've been submitting your revalidation every year,Reflecting on the three b3ta standards selected by HappyToast:
- b3ta users must uphold the glomping of artists;
- b3ta users must encourage contribution by positive comments;
- b3ta users must reject all AI content coming over here and stealing our jobs and women.
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That sounds awful, think I'll just use my B4ChAN from now on.(
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:43,
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Nobody got this reference, I’m very disappointed in you all(
Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:14,
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I don't pay that much attention to what you lot type.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:03,
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I did if that helpsbut didn't have anything to add
I thought about saying something about only washing corduroy but it wasn't funny
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I still don't understand the reference, should I delete my account and kill myself?Asking for a transgender-obsessed blue-hair fetishist.
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I find they either work and are fineor don't and aren't. When I've had these devices go wrong they do so pretty fundamentally, irreparably and have to be replaced straight away.
Marital harmony would not survive months of unwashed clothes and dishes waiting for the sales.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:35,
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They do reach a state of no longer being properly servicable/cleanable.If it still "works" though, the sensible option is to hold out for a good deal on a new one.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:47,
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I've never had a washing machine or dishwasher give much notice of impending deathit works. Then it doesn't.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:36,
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I think you're just jealous that you didn't get yours in a sale.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:57,
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so you cannot possibly conceive of scenarios that you have not personally experienced?(, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:58, Reply)
Attempting to think about that makes him angry.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:05,
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:02,
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Have you considered that some people might not have previously owned a washing machine or dishwasher and were waiting for these items to become just affordable enough for them to take the plunge?No you haven't, you silver spoon mouthing affluent prick
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:07,
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As someone who always strives to have the best things I feel personally affronted by the idea that people who already have a thing should not buy a better thing and we must not tolerate /garold's attempts to turn /talk into Soviet Russia.(
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:15,
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Don’t you get tired of being like a pizza cutter: all edge and no point?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 17:52,
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:01,
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