Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the risin' odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I NEED STEAM BUM!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A STEAM BUM TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Alright mofaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:36, Reply)

alright Smegg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

reading that made me realise I never knew the lyrics
and had been making vaguely wordlike sounds whenever I sang along
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:48, Reply)

Cool, cheers for the update

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:59, Reply)

And that's why nobody books you any more, Bonnie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:01, Reply)

Then I reckon I prefer your version

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:32, Reply)