afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the risin' odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I NEED STEAM BUM!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A STEAM BUM TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Alright mofaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:36, Reply)

alright Smegg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

reading that made me realise I never knew the lyrics
and had been making vaguely wordlike sounds whenever I sang along
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:48, Reply)

Cool, cheers for the update

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:59, Reply)

And that's why nobody books you any more, Bonnie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:01, Reply)

Then I reckon I prefer your version

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:32, Reply)

In my view it makes far more sense for buttocks to be powered by steam as opposed to farts, since steam has no odor and is not flammable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:38, Reply)

That's just what Big Steam wants you to believe.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:48, Reply)

and Big Bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:17, Reply)

Steam does. I've fished near a paper mill . It stank up bad

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 17:33, Reply)

I believe you, but let me ask you this, did it smell of fish?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 17:45, Reply)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:44, Reply)