Robbed Reiner :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:12, archived)

Yeah, like, what the hell, man?
Failed robbery?
( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:17, archived)

Murder/suicide, no?
Police are saying they aren't looking for a suspect.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:24, archived)

Killed by their son, apparently.
He's currently being questioned by police.
( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:41, archived)

JFC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:57, archived)

He admitted it, apparently.
"Stabbed By Me," he said.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:00, archived)

( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:04, archived)

I heard that he was paid to kill his father, the king of comedy.
The prince is bribed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:12, archived)

I hear he had his hearing in the last but one of twelve courts
he turned up to eleven
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:16, archived)

Inconceivable!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:26, archived)

The Corpse Bride

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:28, archived)

The Lifeless Bride

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:31, archived)

A Few Dead Men

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:58, archived)

This is Fatal Stab Wounds

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 9:20, archived)

This Is Final Tap :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:37, archived)

"These go to heaven"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:40, archived)

OK, this one's actually quite good.

( .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 12:10, archived)

I hear he spontaneously combusted

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439220
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 14:40, archived)

sad face

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, archived)