The toilet cistern is malfunctioning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)

Get an anarchist plumber in to smash it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:49, archived)

With a cistern sledge?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 10:02, archived)

Cistern Act 2: Back In The Habit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)

The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:34, archived)

2 2 2 2: 2

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:16, archived)

number 2 lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)

Haha no way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:11, archived)

Get 5 Star in to become addicted to it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:11, archived)

I got JR Rowling in... no... wait... that was a CisTerf

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:59, archived)

Wasn’t JR Rowling a character in Dallas?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:18, archived)

You're thinking of TJ Hooker

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)

BJ or HJ from hookers usually
Toe Job?
Tongue Job?
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:48, archived)