b3ta, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)

In exciting toilet-based news
it's been a partial victory with the toilet cistern. I replaced the inlet valve and the flush mechanism but the new piping between the cistern and the toilet pan has slowed down the water so the flush is a bit lacklustre and less dramatic. As a water feature it's not as exciting but still gets rid of turds.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)

careful you don't fall in

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:18, archived)

Can you use it on /links?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:00, archived)