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mornking

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 6:04, archived)
no, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 6:18, archived)
no problem

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:16, archived)
no woman no cry

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)
play ping pong or die

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:24, archived)
no kings

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:38, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 6:59, archived)
same to you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:16, archived)
No sae hard Larry!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 7:06, archived)
English, please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)
no he's a scotch

(piss and shit, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:50, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 11:37, archived)
Egg Wallace, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 12 Jan 2026, 11:53, archived)
Egg Waffle
Dinner sorted
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:35, archived)
Monding

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 7:58, archived)
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)
^^stupid hat

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:38, archived)
hihi

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:50, archived)
It's shit isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 8:50, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)
In exciting toilet-based news
it's been a partial victory with the toilet cistern. I replaced the inlet valve and the flush mechanism but the new piping between the cistern and the toilet pan has slowed down the water so the flush is a bit lacklustre and less dramatic. As a water feature it's not as exciting but still gets rid of turds.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)
careful you don't fall in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:18, archived)
Can you use it on /links?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:00, archived)
mornqueen

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:01, archived)
hello princess

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:03, archived)
<s>morn</s> juan

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:14, archived)
jewan or won?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)
jewasking?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 9:44, archived)
Who do you who pronounces Juan as Jewan?
(Genuine curious enquiry)
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 12:40, archived)
+ bi

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:32, archived)
people do in backwards parts of these islands

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:11, archived)
yes my lady

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)
Mornings are just a social construct orchestrated by big breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:19, archived)
I fucking KNEW Chris Evans was pulling all the strings.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:23, archived)
Well the ugly fucker managed to pull Billie Piper

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:47, archived)
So did Laurence Fox, so I think we can assume she has questionable taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:57, archived)
Denise Van Outen y/y

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:57, archived)
I was thinking about her when I typed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 11:35, archived)
I just saw that Mark "Jabberwoc" Woods has apparently died.
Someone else will need to pop up and type "KNOBSACK©" every 6 months now, because it always showed us and no mistake!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 10:59, archived)
Jabberwent

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 12:39, archived)
Cark Woods

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:01, archived)