also, which one of us works for Mattel
www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jan/12/mattel-launches-its-first-autistic-barbie
"She has a (pink, of course) fidget spinner on her finger that helps reduce stress,
wears (pink) noise-cancelling headphones to reduce sensory overload
and carries a (yes, you’ve guessed it, pink) tablet with
symbol-based augmentative and alternative communication buttons
on its screen to help her cope with everyday communication."

My money is on Invisible Wizard.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:30, archived)

That's me m8.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)

Jonty Bravery

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:01, archived)

Where *is* spanishfly?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8465464
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 23:42, archived)

Performance art is weird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 15:21, archived)

I didn't come here for art - lynks
My mate says this song is too gay
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:34, archived)

too gay for what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:38, archived)

Him?
I guess!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:53, archived)

Is that the one who says 16 year old girls smell better than 28 year old?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)

😳

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:36, archived)

He said 16 year olds smell buttery

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:42, archived)

I Can't Believe It's Not Legal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:51, archived)

i don't remember smelling buttery
reeked of lynx africa probably
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:07, archived)

The ability to smell does decrease with age

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:39, archived)

That's not what he meant

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:42, archived)

Then why did he say it eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:49, archived)

Genuinely, I used to work for Mattel, about 20 years ago.
- about the time they fucked up the paint on Hotwheels etc and had a 30 million dollar recall.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:01, archived)

Your fault.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:10, archived)

It's a grim story actually
www.theguardian.com/business/2007/aug/13/china
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:14, archived)

"A reporter, who faked a TV story about cardboard-filled meat-buns, was yesterday imprisoned for a year"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 1:10, archived)