He won't admit it when he gets lost and ends up in the river.
He's in de Nile.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:40, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

Night boat to Cairo

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:44, archived)

Also don't get conned into buying maps of the local landmarks and trying to sell them on to other tourists.
It's a pyramid scheme.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:45, archived)

Or their nightclub policy of only allowing a couple of people inside at a time
Two can come in
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:31, archived)