morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 6:12, archived)

mo'ng
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 6:33, archived)

mong, ning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 7:29, archived)

I've rented an apartment for a month. 300 quid. See a bit more of Egypt

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 7:30, archived)

fucking hell mate how big is the apartment?
Will you need a map to find the bathroom?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:36, archived)

Small, just gives me a proper address in Egypt so I can stay. Had to go cop shop to get visa stamped this morning. Lots of red tape

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:15, archived)

He won't admit it when he gets lost and ends up in the river.
He's in de Nile.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:40, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

Night boat to Cairo

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:44, archived)

Also don't get conned into buying maps of the local landmarks and trying to sell them on to other tourists.
It's a pyramid scheme.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:45, archived)

Or their nightclub policy of only allowing a couple of people inside at a time
Two can come in
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:31, archived)

I've always wanted to see Karnak
apparently all the cunts hassling you rather spoils it though, but if you go with a guide they help keep them away
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:18, archived)

When you say 'Karnak' you mean 'big black willies', right?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:41, archived)

Karnak and Jalad at Tanagra

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:50, archived)

Fist closed?

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:50, archived)

Sheikha, when the pyramid fell

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:35, archived)

Yeah that's a 12 HR drive, bit of a trip

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:50, archived)

shame
HOWEVER
www.getyourguide.com/sharm-el-sheikh-l408/from-sharm-el-sheikh-day-tour-to-petra-by-ferry-t346886/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:51, archived)

Think I saw they are building resorts right next to it. Lovely

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)

ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:28, archived)

Yeah we are missing a trick, Stonehenge could have resorts and casinos around it, so you can't see it

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:44, archived)

Druids would be pissed off, so win-win really

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)

Luxory resorts?

( .Yeti., Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:08, archived)

b&

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:11, archived)

Moooooooooorning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 8:33, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:19, archived)

moing

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:37, archived)

Hello
today I'm hearing imaginary Tom Waites songs in my head. About a one legged-man. Looking for treasure.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:43, archived)

you recently saw this post on social media AICMFP
x.com/hradzka/status/2001687693949010291
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:19, archived)

still on twitter?
I'm judging you
(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:32, archived)

My short-lived attempt at twitter ended in 2012, never could get into it even then.
I saw that on another social media site, google returned that link.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:33, archived)

fair do's
I'll have to judge you for other entirely arbitrary reasons instead
(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:49, archived)

That image
but not on that platform.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:03, archived)

Likewise (see above).
Nice of you to credit it when you posted your delightfully random whimsy as if it had popped into your head out of nowhere.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:12, archived)

I don't have to credit my muse or whimsy
my mimsy, if you will.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:58, archived)

morning
I'm spending my time finding rude combinations on what3words
what3words.com/firmly.grasped.member
what3words.com/push.insider.slot
what3words.com/launch.thick.ropes
it's like a short story
(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:03, archived)

ha!
This made me chortle. *edit* what3words.com/large.swollen.member
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:49, archived)

what3words.com/enormous.firm.rods
(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:51, archived)

what3words.com/enormous.wobbly.melons
(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:56, archived)

what3words.com/cavity.search.surprise
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:31, archived)

what3words.com/gaping.passage.filled
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:35, archived)

what3words.com/dripping.pant.mess
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)

what3words.com/offers.bared.rear
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)

Nearby business include 'Tough Guy Enterprises' and 'Windborne German Shepherds'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)

It's a dog, but it's also a kite!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 14:33, archived)