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( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 8:57, archived)

Only a lot of whiskey is haram apparently. Dunno how they work that out . And beer is just water really. Bloody extremists

( mongychops, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)

It's because the number 7 is so significant in Islam.
When you multiply the seven heavens by the seven earths you get 49, and it's forbidden to drink so much that you have to urinate more than 49 times.


50 pee haram
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 9:33, archived)

oh fuck you

(piss and shit, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 10:38, archived)

He knows it's wrong but he doesn't care

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:08, archived)

Au contraire mofaha, I know it's *so* right

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 20:02, archived)

+ Hedgey

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:13, archived)

I enjoyed it, fuck the h8rs

( mongychops, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)

roffle

( .Yeti., Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:50, archived)

jesus fucking christ

( vladimir, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 15:41, archived)