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my eye is sore and red
usually it's brown idkwtd
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:47, Reply)
CIIJASIYE

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:48, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:49, Reply)
Cover It In Jam And Spunk In Your Eye

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:53, Reply)
cover what with jam?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:55, Reply)
Your eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:56, Reply)
so cover my eye in jam and then spunk into it? this is what you're advising?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:57, Reply)
Yep, nailed it.
Glad we're on the same page.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:58, Reply)
page 404 of medicating with condiments turd edition?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:59, Reply)
Bobby Brown's early band

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:07, Reply)
-a +elle

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:30, Reply)
Do not nail your eye

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:18, Reply)
Too much billy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:56, Reply)
honestly it is so sore sadface

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:00, Reply)
No podkadots - no interest

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:01, Reply)

primaryeyecare.co.uk/services/community-urgent-eyecare-service/

In case you were thinking of bothering your GP with that shit
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:08, Reply)
fuck off you big nosed double faced bastard
i called 999-blink-fit they popped a new one into the socket in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:20, Reply)
Soak a tissue in milk and leave it on your eye for half an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 17:58, Reply)
I bet he’s soaked many a tissue with ‘milk’ from his ‘eye’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:05, Reply)
man milk or moo milk

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:21, Reply)
Milk of magnesia

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:25, Reply)
i've forgotton what we were talking about now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 21:14, Reply)