Has World War III started yet, or should I check back in another half an hour?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:49, archived)

GIVE ME THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:57, archived)

sure, why not, it's just a plastic badge with "chill" written on it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:40, archived)

and it seems to have had the opposite effect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)

The Badge Of Power
If you throw it in a fire the words "Made In China" appear on it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:49, archived)