morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 6:38, Reply)

Is that what all the kool kids are calling it?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 6:47, Reply)

I wouldn't know.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:46, Reply)

Didn’t we have one of those yesterday?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 8:00, Reply)

Yeah

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 8:11, Reply)

Dunno, I've not been called to prayer yet. Unless I missed it. Hard to keep track it seems to move about

( mongychops, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:01, Reply)

Might tinkle on a tapir

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:31, Reply)

might micturate on a marmoset

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:37, Reply)

Prolly waz on a wallaby

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:41, Reply)

Already urinating on a unicorn.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:01, Reply)

Slashing on a sauropodomorph

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:40, Reply)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:41, Reply)

I will hunt you down and i will fucking end you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:48, Reply)

I don't know.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:42, Reply)

Has World War III started yet, or should I check back in another half an hour?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:49, Reply)

GIVE ME THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:57, Reply)

sure, why not, it's just a plastic badge with "chill" written on it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:40, Reply)

and it seems to have had the opposite effect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:42, Reply)

The Badge Of Power
If you throw it in a fire the words "Made In China" appear on it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:49, Reply)

-10c this morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:40, Reply)

us stock market is v volatile

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 11:52, Reply)

V lucrative though

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:04, Reply)

yeah every day is a celebration

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:55, Reply)

Happy Penguin Awareness Day

( broadsword, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:01, Reply)

Thanks stuj

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 13:24, Reply)

Bouncer pummelled Dundee club pest unconscious, court hears.
Brandon Kiddie-Young was too heavy-handed in his role and ended up with an assault to severe injury conviction.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:05, Reply)

Criminals these days are getting Kiddie-Younger and Kiddie-Younger

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:48, Reply)