Wait. Are you actually trying to be helpful? What the fuck?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 14:55,
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And again, this actually worked. They didn't even start him in the canned aisle, he went straight into the fruit and veg section, very nice.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 17:23,
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Dude don't leave us hanging, I just know you got that job! I'll have a quad macchiato. double cup, sipper lid. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 3:47,
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The interview isn't even for another two hours. I probably won't find out if I got it for another week or so.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 9:10,
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But I'll be sure to shit in your coffee as soon as I'm able.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 9:10,
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