Morning.
You’ll all be delighted to know I got that new job I applied for. I’ll be paid 11p for every sailor I sexually satisfy.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:27, archived)

Big money over here , I just ended up with around 5 kilos of tomatoes for that. Only wanted a panda and tomato roll.

( mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

I hope they used fresh panda.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)

Never from concentrate

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:12, archived)

Will there be one of those satisfaction button-press machines like at service stations and aiport toilet?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

what is that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:03, archived)

Like this, but for sailors to rate how sexually satisfied they were after the service
brainybirdz.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-12-04-18-05-27.jpg?w=500&h=667
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)

Rate Your Oppression!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 20:06, archived)

If there is, I hope it’s wiped down regularly.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:57, archived)

The sad face "DISSATISFIED" button looked well-worn and the fact it never needed wiping clean
told its own, sad story.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:10, archived)