I *have* reading specs that I wear all the time.
And no offence, but I'll take an optician's professional recommendation over the opinion of some internet rando.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:06, archived)

he's a wizard, can't you read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:29, archived)

he's not a wizard he's a very naughty boy*


*spastic cunt
(piss and shit, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)

Oh yeah, my mistake!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:40, archived)

I have verifocals too.
They are far more convenient than multiple sets of glasses. But it's still a convenience rather than a necessity.

Anyway, reading glasses make you look more professorial and scholarly, and pull hot students.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)

My long and short vision are both fucked now, i have to be able to read road signs and dashboard info when driving
it's a very common situation
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:27, archived)

Yeah but mine are reading lenses in proper frames tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)

And that’s why you lost your job as a Primary School teacher

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:52, archived)

I'm told* one should NOT google "pthc" either


* Told right here on beethreeteeay
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)

Alright, captain placid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)

Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography?
or child porn?
(piss and shit, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:03, archived)

Dunno what that first one is but it sounds sexy af

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:41, archived)