Afternoon

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 12:09, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 12:26, archived)

Yeah, so?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 12:45, archived)

it is also *before* noon, if you consider all the noons to come
- there are way more future noons than past noons
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:50, archived)

I like your optimistic tone.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:52, archived)

The heat death of the universe is much farther away in time than the big bang
- and i reckon noon happens on every rotating body orbiting a star.

No optimism required.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:58, archived)

ah, but how long before the heat death of the universe will all the stars cease to emit enough light to illuminate any remaining orbiting bodies?
Perhaps noons will cease long before then.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:21, archived)

In about 10^14 years
Whereas the big bang was only 14×10^9 years ago.
QED
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:12, archived)

alt: I asked grok, and it showed me a picture of your big bang theory, iykwim

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:13, archived)

Did it somehow manage to make it both racist and noncy?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:25, archived)

roncy, yours etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:27, archived)

archbishop rubert +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 21:35, archived)

I'm not convinced, sorry

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 13:19, archived)

Source?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 13:21, archived)

Sauce!
/babs
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:59, archived)

Grok, is this true?

( $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 13:50, archived)

Grok, please show me a picture of Afternoon being taken roughly up the arse by Morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:00, archived)

While Evening watches

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:07, archived)

I didn't have my glasses on and read that as Attenborough

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:21, archived)

Morning Harambe
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)

unless you meant Richard, in which case
Morning a velociraptor
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)

50p

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:42, archived)

Got my mince pies tested on Tues. I need varifocals :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:29, archived)

You *need* reading glasses
- they're trying to sell you varifocals as a solution to that.

They probably hide this in the small print, innit, lol.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:33, archived)

I'm on varis
Initially I bought readers from Boots but when I also couldn't read the display boards at Waterloo I knew the game was up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:48, archived)

I got varis cos I couldn't read while using distant lenses
wtfayboa?
also by mine online from china at less than a 1/4 of specsavers prices
(piss and shit, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 14:50, archived)

^by curious

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:37, archived)

I *have* reading specs that I wear all the time.
And no offence, but I'll take an optician's professional recommendation over the opinion of some internet rando.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:06, archived)

he's a wizard, can't you read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:29, archived)

he's not a wizard he's a very naughty boy*


*spastic cunt
(piss and shit, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)

Oh yeah, my mistake!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:40, archived)

I have verifocals too.
They are far more convenient than multiple sets of glasses. But it's still a convenience rather than a necessity.

Anyway, reading glasses make you look more professorial and scholarly, and pull hot students.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)

My long and short vision are both fucked now, i have to be able to read road signs and dashboard info when driving
it's a very common situation
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:27, archived)

Yeah but mine are reading lenses in proper frames tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)

And that’s why you lost your job as a Primary School teacher

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:52, archived)

I'm told* one should NOT google "pthc" either


* Told right here on beethreeteeay
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)

Alright, captain placid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)

Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography?
or child porn?
(piss and shit, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:03, archived)

Dunno what that first one is but it sounds sexy af

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 20:41, archived)

Can't use them in my job. Not that I've got one. But if I'm looking to wire something on the ceiling I need magnifying to look up. Shit coming down ladders too vari

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:36, archived)

what a pain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:09, archived)

I just have 2 pairs of glasses

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:14, archived)

I'd be forever losing them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:53, archived)

I've got the straps. I'm an old cunt. Fyi 2 weeks in sharm is too many, going Cairo next week

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:52, archived)

I have a mate who's a diving instructor in Sharm
From what I gather there's not too much to do apart from fanny about in the sea.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 17:55, archived)

Sounds awful.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 18:19, archived)

It is. Like a shit Butlins . Sand niggers get gobby too

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 19:16, archived)

oh dear

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 21:23, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 6:35, archived)

*something about the crack of dawn*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 15:28, archived)

So it is

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:01, archived)

alright 'Jim Mcdonald'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 16:04, archived)

To be sure, to be sure

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 19:33, archived)

Ahoy hoy!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 18:31, archived)