What part of stralia you going?

( mongychops, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:33, archived)

Sydney
I'm only really interested in Melbourne tbh, next time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 9:37, archived)

Couldn’t you save time and just go to Melbourne this time?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 9:39, archived)

You'd think so right
But apparently not showing up to my mother in law's funeral would be perceived as poor form

So much for their 'relaxed attitude', pricks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:05, archived)

Just tell the family that she always wanted to be buried in Melbourne but you’ve only just remembered.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:18, archived)

It's only a small place, can probably jump on a hopper bus Sydney to Melbourne

( mongychops, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:30, archived)

Back in time for lunch
Sorted
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:44, archived)

+50p ham, that’s

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 11:42, archived)