It'll be much longer than that

( mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:17, archived)

12h40 to Hong Kong
1.5hrs there
9h to Sydney

So my wife says anyway

I don't have anyone in front of me for the first leg thank fuck. I'm a lanky bugger so this is great news
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:50, archived)

That is a result. Shame you couldn't stop in Thailand for a couple of days. Legal weed

( mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:09, archived)

Clog the shitter

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:27, archived)

Less famous single from The Clash

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)

What about your other leg? It looked as long as the first one, at least that one time I met you a few years back.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)