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0610, morning men
and smash
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 6:10, archived)
0639 morning wine
- it's going to be a long day
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 6:39, archived)
everyone bealongs somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:15, archived)
and yet nothing will get done

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 6:40, archived)
indubitably. *tips cap*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:15, archived)
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:57, archived)
mornholio

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:01, archived)
i need tp for my bunghole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:16, archived)
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:18, archived)
En route to Heathrow
The next 24hrs will be fucking awful
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:09, archived)
Safe travels m8
Try not to shit yourself on the plane
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:13, archived)
also try not to plane yourself on the shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:14, archived)
I'm planning on a full English and a couple of pints shortly
Deffo pants-shitting material
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:25, archived)
RIP your fellow passengers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:27, archived)
Rape your fellow passengers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:18, archived)
Marathon b3ta session?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:20, archived)
Watch some films.
I saw Inheritance with Rhys Ifans on the way to Bali, good chase scenes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:21, archived)
I've downloaded several films and series
Also Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan. What a disgrace that was
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:24, archived)

I've downloaded several films and series
Also Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan. We imported two-thirds of our cheese.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:01, archived)
I'm marketing my pork as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)
Christ, now I've got a mental image of Liz Truss doing an OnlyFans saying "I'm opening up my pork markets"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:43, archived)
She can import two thirds of my cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:47, archived)
Thank fuck she only ever said two things that anyone remembers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:57, archived)
"MMMMNEURRGH I AM A TORY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY COUNTRY'S CREDIT RATING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MARKETS"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)
"Pork markets". "I will outlast that lettuce".

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:01, archived)
It'll be much longer than that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:17, archived)
12h40 to Hong Kong
1.5hrs there
9h to Sydney

So my wife says anyway

I don't have anyone in front of me for the first leg thank fuck. I'm a lanky bugger so this is great news
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:50, archived)
That is a result. Shame you couldn't stop in Thailand for a couple of days. Legal weed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:09, archived)
Clog the shitter

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:27, archived)
Less famous single from The Clash

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)
What about your other leg? It looked as long as the first one, at least that one time I met you a few years back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:19, archived)
Morn

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:15, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:13, archived)
Jesse Jackgone

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:54, archived)
Jesse Jacksoff

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:20, archived)
not any more he doesn't

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:49, archived)
another god given morning, amen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:35, archived)
if they all are, do you think we still need to mention it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 11:42, archived)
not all, some are sanctioned by NATO

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 11:54, archived)
they should be clearly labeled as such then, AM by NATO, not hard is it
it makes you wonder what else they're up to
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:06, archived)